Oh - how I love when working in a new workplace and once you start to get to know your fellow employees they bring out the question "So Adam, do you have a girlfriend?" Me: "No" Them: "Have we got the girl for you" Me: "Oh, I'm SURE you do."
I always question the best way to handle this scenario but usually opt for not outing myself, as I don't want the other people to feel stupid or catch them off guard - especially when they're older folk. Some people may consider this cowardly and I suppose it is - so maybe I should change the way I handle such situations. Nah - I'll just wait till they do actually try and hook me up with someone and then throw some egg on thier face.