I WAS EGG'ED LAST NIGHT! It happened in mere seconds. All of a sudden I feel like my ass is slapped by someone and then my foot feels wet and a car is driving by laughing. I am so confused at this point. Then I realize what has happened. I report to the other people the situation and they're all very nice about it. Luckily I had a few drinks in me, so I took it pretty well - my pants and sandals were so dirty anyway they needed a wash.